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By Martha Cliff for MailOnline. Coming up with an ice-breaker on a dating app can be a pretty nerve-wracking experience. And rather than rely on quick wit or suave compliments these cheeky singletons have taken dating back to the good old days of cheesy pick-up lines. In photos shared on Imgur matches can be seen relying heavily on puns, transforming their potential suitor's name into plays-on-words that - against all the odds - work in their favour. But while many of the jokes secured singletons a number or even a date, others failed to Gay escort new Geelong the mark, with several hapless recipients failing to grasp the punch line. In other instances a common interest proves to be the clincher for potential couples, with one man managing to successfully woo someone thanks to their mutual love of Game of Thrones.

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